In 2007 Scotland was hit with one of the most talked about, viewed and parodied comedy songs of all time. The debate was taken to the entertainment pages and radio shows all over the country but there's a backstory that very few folks know. This novella exposes the story behind the madcap humour, from growing up in one of Glasgow’s notorious south side housing schemes, to adventures across three continents and a life of music, mayhem and monumental experiences. It's far more than the story about the song. It’s a well-travelled, funny tale of a little Glasgow lad who left home for a life of adventure and got a lot more than he bargained for. He then ended up back where he started in blurred haze of hilarious humour that culminated in the infamous “Here you That’ll Be Right” There’s a laugh on every page but some serious moments that will tug at your heart strings and leave you wondering how this wee guy survived the crazy twists and turns he has. Buckle up and hold tight. We hope you enjoy the ride.